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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

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sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

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theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

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wotdafuck:

do you ever close a really important tab by accident and you just

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mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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sizvideos:

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I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

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jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

NO WAY this made my year

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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